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crypto for dumb fucks - 2021 version

 Ok, back again. Nothing has really changed, but, here you are.  You are retarded, and that's OK. Step 1: get a gemini account and set it to auto-buy BTC with 1-10% of your paycheck.  Now go away, you're going to win.  Come back in 2025.  Dead serious.  If you are not retarded, just stop reading right here. Oh, you're really dedicated?  You can do one of these next three things 1) Become a bitcoin maximimalist. To do this, you need to understand that currency (dollars, euros) are just placeholders used to transact value.  They have no intrinsic value.  Obviously.  Then make note of the fact that there's a bunch of them (tied to nation states) and those nation states have federal banks that play some magic backroom circle jek shit, and you're not in on it.  Also, note that they're all inflationary (you can just print them). Next, do you know the internet?  You know why it works?  Because it's based on a set of open protocol...
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crypto coin for dumb fucks

Rule #1 – it’s gambling.  Don’t bother with the theory/vision, unless your some kind of fucking commie. To “get in the door” you gotta turn $ into crypto money.  The fastest way to to that is to use coinbase.com Coinbase is the most accessible but most costly way to do that.  By “costly” there’s transaction fees and commissions.  But, it’s super simple. Get yourself signed up with coinbase.  Watch coinbase for a minute.  There’s 4 crypto-moneys on it.  Buy on a dip.  Bitcoin is the “major” crypto money.  There, now you have some crypto-money.  You can be done now.  Buy low, sell high.  Watch the news, time the market, you fucking rock.  Coinbase will take it’s cut. Note: Bitcoin and Bitcoin Cash are not the same thing.  Note 2: if you couldn’t figure out coinbase, you gotta quit now. Want to be cool?  Like dungeons and dragons cool? Crypto-money is stored in “wallets.”  When you ...